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When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.
I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.
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The act of giving oral sex to a Hairy Partner, and simultaneously getting your teeth flossed by their pubic hairs.
I once saw two hairy lesbians Lawn Flossing.
Some men like Lawn Flossing.
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Noun see also porch dick. A porch dick who leaves the safety of his front porch and makes his way to the edge of his front yard and proceeds to insult you or let you know what's up. May be accompanied by his children (lawn dicklets) or dogs. May be grilling while wearing a wife beater. Will only fight if you step in his yard.
While I was walking down the street this porch dick started yelling at me, so I told him to shut up and he ran out to the curb and turned into a full on lawn dick and threatened to beat me up and threw his natty light at mePorch dick asshole lawn dickletporch prickyard dick
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what a dog's turd looks like after being run over by a lawn mower's wheel.
I made a fresh batch of lawn waffles today while mowing the yard.
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Home of the Cutters. (What the f*ck is a cutter anyway?)
More like home of the tools.
If you walk past a group of kids and you are smoking a cigarette they will surround you and beg for one. And start yelling, "CUT ME DOWN, YO!" "CAN I GET A BOGE?!"
If you go to Panera Bread or Dunkin Dounts, you will most likely find a group of kids smoking cigarettes that are all looking or waiting for bud.
If you go to stone bench you can probably find a couple of kids smoking a blunt.
Yo d00d let's go chill at panera in FAIR LAWN, i need a bogieeeeeeeee!
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a phrase coined by JuiCe and Ben in 2007 referring to "packing a bowl", or smoking "grass" out of a pipe.
During a lengthy discussion on smoking weed, while on their way to Jack-in-the-Box, the two had walked past a sign promoting recreational lawn bowling in Santa Monica, and had thus, created the term. anyone who uses this term and claims it to be originally from them is simply a liar and a biter.
"ahh... so what are you guys doing this weekend?"
"heh... we're going lawn bowling"
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Fat and hair mexican that is lazy
a fat and hair mexican lawn carrot
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