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Messing up or not being being able to finish a task.
He was so close to finishing the marathon but totally pulled a Lebron James and stopped on the last mile.
Guy 1: "Did you see Jordan almost get that hot girl's number then totally choke?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, he totally Lebron Jamesed it."
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nba player of clevland cavilers (2004-2010) and miami heat (2010-present day) in 2010 espn forced him to make his dicsision of staying with the cavs or go somwhere else. he chose to go to miami but cosidering the fact that the cavs got a new coach who by the way is a faggot who started the haters program aka im with dan, so i dont see why lebron has so many haters now i still like the guy and im from clevland. any way lebron james left because the new coach is a fag he didnt mean to hurt anyone in clevland so the rest of my town owes him an apoligy besides the new coach also made z and shaq leave too z went with lebron to heat and shaq went to the celtics so stop hatin on him he didant do any thing wrong
me: heat is going to the finals i hope they win
faggot: you like heat? why wouldyou do that to your home town!
me: because ;ebron is not a trator he just felt like leaving because the new coach for the cavs is a douche
cavs coach: what di you say about me?
me: you heard it i like heat asshole
cavs coach: you like lebron and z!? and also shaq
me:*bang*
old cavs coach: you killed him, yay i can be coach again then they will come back right?
me: yeah but remember lebron james has to finish out the season before coming back
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A lebron james is an adjective anytime a nigga comes out to be a flake a bitch or a sell out he is a lebron james or however many variations there are to his names for example that nigga right there he is a lebron james ass nigga
A: Yo U still coming thru?
B: Nah my g i gotta clean up the crib and take a nap
A: DAYUMM U A LEBRON JAMES ASS NIGGA
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Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:
"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.
BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"
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A phrase that Bronsexuals tend to use on Twitter when they see any post on their feed that is or isn’t even related to LeBron.
Bleacher Report posts: LeBron and Draymond linked up in Toronto 🔥
Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time
When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad
John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”
James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”
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Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him