Leila is perfect. She has a laugh that will make you want to pull your heart out. She has the body of a runway model. Her smile would lite up an arena. Her dimple, her face, her natural curly hair, the way she walks and touches you, her eyes, her sense of fashion, the way she dances, and jokes about herself, her voice, her music taste, her bubbly personality, the way she makes you forget about your empty shell of a life. “What brings you in today?” She’s the girl of my dreams but I let her slip away from my fingertips like a bar of soap and an unlucky inmate. She made me feel like how Joe Rogan describes taking DMT. Her love is so powerful that I haven’t talked to her in years and think about her every second of every day. She’s just perfect. So perfect that I’m convinced she hates my guts while I ignore her and write this stupid therapy like essay for a definition. I hope one day we can die of old age together and look back on the days when we were young and dumb while rocking back and forth on loud squeaky chairs on top of a house overlooking a lake as you knit an ugly sweater and I stare happily into nothingness. I hope you can forgive me for how much of a smelly turd I am. I hope my feelings about the future aren’t faulty and I know that no matter what happens you will be happy. I love you bubz.
Why can I not stop thinking about you?
Leila: Because I’m perfect
A very nice and funny person. Leilas are very tall and beautiful, often with long hair and big brown eyes. They are very funny and try their best to make you laugh. Not only are they funny, they are also very wise and emotional people. They give the best advice and are always there for you no matter what you’re going through. Although it may take some time for them to open up to you, once they do you’ll realize how amazing they are and you’ll never let them go. They also have a strange obsession with music. Leilas make you listen to Enhypen, Chase Atlantic, and Keshi nonstop when you’re around them.🖤
Leila ~>“YANG JUNGWON IS MY POOKIE BEAR”
Leila you’re such a weirdo.
Leila seems shy at first but once you befriend her, her inner self comes out - mean and bitchy. Usually someone most people regret meeting and people who haven't think she's sweet and gorgeous. She is the type of person to have a crush on every boy in sight. :)
person 1: hey, are you okay?
person 2: oh its nothing really
person 1: Leila again?
person 2: how did you know lol
Leila has some massive, round, perfect breasts (marmars) She is compatible with a Wilson, Nelson, Dylan, or an Asher.
Guy: Look at Leila's honkers!
Dylan: quit talking about my girl.
The sexiest woman alive. Many people question how she became that gorgeous. The truth is, she is just Leila.
Wow, Leila is the sexiest woman alive!
Leila is a girl who hates five nights at fredys. She would rather kiss leon Kennedy than play five nights at freddys.
She cheats on markipler with leon genitals. She can be a bit wacky and crazy and crazy bitch. 🤪.
Leon Kennedy: Leila cheated on me
Leila: your darn willy was too shrivelled with zombie sperm.
Person:bombarded
LeilA:😜