Lemoned

an alternative way of saying "I lied"

Mom: "David I know you ate the cookies!"
David: "Sorry, I lemoned"

it is used a lot in the card game B.S after you put down a card and lied about what card you put down

Lemon

a lesbian;
a device created out of a lemon for smoking hashish.

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Lemon

vegeble

want lemon is good vegeble

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lemon

1) A type of fruit that is very useful when making tarts, teas, or pies

2) Anything from Kia

1) That lemon tart looks good

2) Kia Sportages are ugly

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Lemon

A hot, sexy, or sensual girl.

Bill: Watcha thinkin about?

Jill: Lemons

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Lemonate

lem·on·ate
/ˌleməˈnād/
verb
verb: lemonate; past tense: lemonated
1. The act of putting lemonade in someones eyes, specifically kids on a school bus.
2. Becomes a lemon when erratically screaming "UNACCEPTABLE"

"Lemonate the kids"
"I have lemonated them"

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Lemon

A sour yellow fruit

I would like some lemon in my tea.

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