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1 UK - an indivdual who favours a political philosophy of reform and the protection of civil liberties, is tolerant of change and of the opinions of others and, is not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy or tradition.
2 US - a derogatory term applied to anyone who has left wing political views, which implies that they are associated with anal sex and communism.
1 'The high number of economic migrants coming to this country doesn't bother me, Im fairly LIBERAL'
2 'Fucking LIBERAL Hippies.'
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Doing things like a typical liberal. Substitute for literally
She liberally called out of work 3 minutes after her shift started.
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ok i'm sure that some liberals are pot smoking hippies but if all pot smoking hippies were liberals that would mean hyde would also be one along with all of the other people on that 70's show (dont worry, i know that this show is ficticious) however i am a liberal also and i do not worship john kerry or any other politician for that matter you people are really stupid if you think that we do it seems more like the conservatives worship bush and his family. so i guess you think we are hippies because we give a thought to the environment hmmm riiite yea we suck so much because we dont want everyone to painfully die from the suns rays. not
conservatives suck yes they do
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Embittered, painfully self-righteous citizen who enjoys criticizing views that differ from his/her own. Often found speaking derogatory phrases against other political parties in the loudest voice possible, the liberal will not tolerate criticism of his/her beliefs in response.
Prefers to blame all economic speed bumps on conservatives, while not acknowledging folly in his/her own political party.
Proud of the fashionable, "edgy" label he/she possesses. This makes him/her feel artificially unique and intelligent.
Characteristics: hubris, defensiveness, ability to "pass the buck."
"I just don't feel comfortable around some people."
"Well you're WRONG! How can you be so stupid! You should be tolerant and loving like ME! I'm a liberal!"
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1. The worldview that history began yesterday and any point in the future beyond next week will never arrive. An exemption is 'global warming' which is certain to have us all swimming before the end of the century. No explanation is given as to how this can be accurate, since our best meteorological technology cannot tell us with absolute certainty what the weather will be like two days from now, let alone in 50 years.
2. One who is generous with OPM (other people's money).
3. Anyone who thinks an economy can be taxed into prosperity.
4. One who sees absolutely no linkage between cause and effect.
5. Anyone who thinks that America is great because of government and will be utopia when government controls every aspect of life.
6. One who thinks it possible to give a federal tax cut to someone who does not pay federal taxes to begin with.
7. A mongoloid.
Nigel enjoys being a liberal because it removes the burdensome process of thinking.
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To kill, torture, and rule imperially.
Nationalist: I'm so glad we liberated those Iraqis!
Socialist: Yeah, the more people we liberate the fewer hate us.
Nationalist: Isn't it great how that works out?
Socailist: If I'm ever liberated, I'm going to come back from the dead and liberate you back for not getting my sarcasm.
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people who think that people who work hard don't deserve their hard-earned money, and that instead it should go in the hands of those who don't do shit.
i.e.; instead of teaching a man to fish, you just give a man a fish. thus the man leeches off the hard-working fisherman instead of catching his own fish, thus preventing economic growth for all.
This example, stated by Jesus Christ, proves that he was a conservative. Liberals who say that Jesus was a liberal are full of shit because Jesus isn't pro-choice.
Because of the damn liberals at my college, I pay full tuition at my college to be a good student while my roommates smoke weed all the time on a full ride.
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Because all the damn liberals voted for Obama, our country is headed for a complete shit hole all for the sake of a "get out of racism free" card.
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