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When you're too much of a loser to have a friend to do the Eifel Tower with.
His friend bailed, so he had to Statue of Liberty instead of Eifel Towering me
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When one has a bowel movement large (or long) enough so that the end of it sticks up out of the water in the toilet bowl, pointing up like the torch in the hand of the actual statue of Liberty.
I took a took a Statue of Liberty crap this morning.
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(n.) 1. a syndrome where the affected, primarily a human of the male gender, puts a lift kit on a Jeep Liberty and then begins to compulsivley brag about it everyday; the affected often turns into a transvestite after the first 5 weeks
2. the art of chubbychasing
1. After lifting his Liberty, Miguel contracted the Liberty Syndrome and began to talk about his Liberty to his friends everyday until he got punched in the face.
2. After lifting his Liberty, Miguel could finally do his whale of a girlfriend inside without breaking the axles.
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When an elderly man robocops a woman, then strikes the bucket with his cane while it rests on the woman's head.
Becky's ears were ringing for a week after Herbert liberty belled her.
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The worst highschool in Bakersfeild. Every single kid in that school is rich. The few who arent will suffer through 4 years of hell in this shit hole of wanna be white gangstas and the ugliest whores in town. Every single guy is either some butt ugly white gangsta or only wants to date the whores. Most of the girls are bulimic whores who started giving handjobs at the age of 11. Most of them stick their heads in toilet bowls after every meal, so they have no tits or ass, except for the ones who convinced daddy to get them some plastic surgery. If you dont have a perfect face or dont have the skin tone of a carrot then you will be looked down upon by every bitch in the school. If there is one single thing different about you, everybody will hate your ass. There is absolutely NO diversity in this school, besides for the maybe 5% of foster kids and nerds. There is no such thing as emo, goth, skater, or punk. Everyone is either a prep or a white gangsta. Everyone in this school is so rich they live in mansions, wear $500 clothes, and will only listen to music through their beats headphones. If you dont have all these, you are a weirdo, loser, etc. and none of these perfect little assholes will like you.
Lived in rosedale for 2 years, went to Liberty High, worst time of my life.
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The Statue of Liberty is a sexual position in which the woman bends over in front of the man and he penetrates her either vaginally or anally. The key factor in "The Statue of Liberty" is that the man must hold a Coors Light in his right hand and raise it above his head as if it were a torch. The man can also pretend to be holding a book in his left hand but this isn't necessary as the left hand can be used for more enjoyable things such as spanking.
Dude, I took that chick home last night and I totally did The Statue of Liberty to her.
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When you are having vaginal or anal sex with a girl from behind and she asks you three times to wear a condom. You then succumb to her request despite the fact that you are not a sailor. Just before you are about to finish you remove the condom with your throwing hand and drop it over your right shoulder (like in football) into your left hand behind your back before you finish raw dog. When she rolls over you pretend to take the condom off and throw it away to assure her that you were wearing one.
So Bro: "She wouldn't let me bang her without a condom"
John Bro: "That sucks man so you didn't bust?"
So Bro: "Of course I finished bro - I pulled the *statue of liberty*."
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