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When you are fucking a large man or women and just before you nut, you pull out and go balls deep in their bell button and " Lube the lint cave".
I was banging this chick and just before I finished, i pulled out and "lubed the lint cave"
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a person who doesn't please there significant other enough, therefore there is now lint on their genitalia due to lack of attention and the responsible party will be licking it off of them next time they go down.
Husbands mistress: maybe if you werent such a lint licker then i wouldnt have to you bitch
Wife: who are you calling a bitch you stupid whore
*inaudible* *gunshot* *sirens*
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When a male shaves his pubes only to paste them back together on his crotch in the shape of an orb.
Did you see Jerry's rotund lint ball? It was very well constructed.
A very dumb person with no common sense or personality.
Well, I knew it ! Your cousin is a lint mouth bitch!!
Something that you DONT want in your shoe when youre drinking water out of it
"The water was OK, until i got to the shoe lint"
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An accretion of miscellaneous fabric that gathers in the recess of a navel. Can be speroidal in shape cemented by sweat and other bodily secretions making retreival only possible with a long fingernail or tweezers.
Oooh yuk! He has enough belly button lint in that freakin' navel of his to knit a sweater.
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The phrase one says when you find lint in your partner's vagina/ on his penis. It always provokes laughter. The mood may be killed if someone says this.
My boyfriend was going down on me, then he said:
"You have lint!"
I laughed for ten minutes.