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She is a big cunt nose cheating whore that leaves her kids for a sorry piece of ass.
Lisa is a prostituting whore.
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A small girl, either white or brown. Definitely short. Chases clout for a living. Falls for the worst and has the worst taste daddy. Talks shit but can't back it up. Has daddy issues, is somewhat retarded, is overall nice but still stupid. Gets obsessed with anything 'cultured'. Tries to act like a different ethnicity than what she is. Will die doing something stoopid for clout.
Person one: Omg I can't believe Lisa said that.
Person two: I know. How could she call you a slave.
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A stupid bitch who thinks she important. But really holds no value in the eyes of her not real friend s . they gather and laugh behind her back. And make jokes at her expansive vagina. And sloppy bed side manor. She drinks to much and will fuck any one for any reason . and for gets she did it when she wakes up. Lisa is a real easy target. She always losing boyfriends To her twin sister.
Lisa. Is a fake friend . shes just baghoewho will get wasted and try to fuck all your friends . your man and any random she can if. He's been at lisa's. Its already too late.
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The worst woman alive. An absolutely odious woman who could not care less about the wellbeing of others. Her cold heart and bitchy attitude are only rivaled by her.... unsavory appearance. A monster of a woman. She puts shame to the label of "human"
Woah why are you so stresssed?
I met a Lisa today.
I am so sorry.
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A lisa is a type of serpent that belongs to the meth monster species. Easily identifiable by their unusually large nose, that takes up 75% of their face, and from the pungent smell that emits from her crotch that she drags on the ground leaving a trail of slime. It's the smell of rotting fish and sewer. Her victims are married men. She captures them by spitting a hypnotic venom into their eyes. She then sucks their brains out making them her sexual slaves. A lisa cares about Noone and loves causing pain and heartbreak to families.
Justin: omg what is that smell, it's gonna
make me puke?
Teena: I think it's a lisa, where's my husband Manuel?
Justin: I think the lisa got him there's his hat in that trail of slime!
Teena:I told him to be careful
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A person who is outrageously beautiful. Almond colored skin and black curly hair. Her big gorgeous eyes open the window to her marvelous soul. The only way to truly understand how astonishingly wonderful this person is, is to meet them in person. Her friend Ninos, is one who admires her the most and knows first-hand how fabulously phenomenal Lisa is. In lay-man terms, Lisa could be described simply as the most amazing person who exists today
That person changed my life completely, for the better, that person is such a Lisa.
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