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A liver toe is a chicken head's best friend, partner in crime, or supporter.
Someone who will always be there for her chicken head no matter what.
Cody Schane: Kailee is like all ways with Kaitlin.
Bobby: I know. That's because Kailee is a liver toe.
Cody Schane: Yeah right! Kailee is a chicken head too!
Bobby: Kaitlin's ways must have rubbed off onto her...
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Liver crossfit, much like ordinary crossfit, is a strenuous routine exercise plan...
For your liver.
Anyone committed to drinking alcohol to excess regularly is already partaking in said program. Some pretty basic exercises include throw-ups, black-outs, and shotgunning.
Statistics show that approximately 1 in 12 American adults are dependent on liver crossfit! Join the masses! Get your liver PUMPED now!
Call 1-800-ALC-KILL
"You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit."
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When you drink so much, it's literally as if you hit your liver over it's tiny head with an alcohol mallet and it has a concussion.
If you have liver concussion you're probably hanging like a bitch.
mannnn I drank so much last night I got a liver concussion
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Referencing a man who has such a large penis that one could compare its size to a Baby Arm. That is long and thick with a mushroom head.
I may have to go to the ER today after the pounding Clevon gave my ass last night with his Liver Bruiser. He went so deep I thought his load would cum out my nose.
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Having the ability to put away massive quantities of alcoholic beverages.
"Damn, he's got a stone liver."
"Whadaya expect? He's Irish."
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After a heavy night of drinking your poop comes out incased in jello shots.
Dude, I had some nasty Liver Quiver last night.
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lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.
As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.
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