This only works for people who have apartments. It is when you bring a ho/trick/bitch/woman of the night to your place but she is not hot enough to make it upstairs. So you piece the shit out of her in the lobby...thereby making her "lobby piece". Lobby piece can also occur if you think the girl you brought home may steal yo shit. If you let her upstairs yo' watch may be gone.
Guy: Hey baby I want you right now
Girl: You don't want to go upstairs
Guy: Naw baby...I want you so bad right now...this nigga can't wait. (this is the lie)
Girl: Okay
When piece has started in the lobby...the trick becomes lobby piece, a title that should last on the girl for at least 2-5 years.
Leaving a fart on an elevator and hitting the L button upon exiting to send the deliciousness to someone in the Lobby to enjoy
After having chili and beers I let out a juicy bean fart on the elevator and hit L to send it down for the next passenger to enjoy my lobby bomb. I might have sharted...
An indication that the almighty lord and savior god alan has joined the lobby
godalan04 has joined the lobby
Person one: our lord and savior has come among us
An indication that the god has joined the lobby
godalan04 has joined the lobby
Person one: OMG the god has joined our game
The inability to be productive because you have a scheduled appointment later in the day. The feeling is similar to that of waiting in a real lobby.
“I’ve got lobby syndrome… I have a doctor’s appointment at 2:30 so I can’t start anything significant before then”