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A cop...or someone who always lurks.. mainly Texas cops
Awww fuck its the perma-lurks!!!
Son, what did you call me?
I called you a perma-lurk..all you do is lurk lurk lurk!
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a lurker who is pervy.
a creeper who glares at you, follows you, a person who violates you with their eyes.
someone who oggles you in an unwanted mannor.
"Oh my goodness. That Josh guy is such a pervy lurk. I saw him staring at Jenna all class and then followed her to the mall"
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People Online Who Don't Comment, and Stalk Posts without Commenting unless triggered by something that normally leads to an argument.
"Those Lurking Trolls Keeps Downvoting me!"
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a quite practical joke involving removing the lid of the flushing compartment of a toilet and shitting into it, then closing the compartment leaving little to no evidence. the unsuspecting victim may wait months to realise why the toilet stinks like shit all the time and it is starting to flush out brown water. named such because of the way it bobs in the top for a long time like a hippopotamus.
Dave: Man I hate the guy thats hosting this party.
Jim: Yeh, so do I. Hes such a fuckwit.
Dave: Well, luckily i just left him a lurking hippo to thank him for the invite.
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One who will screen phone calls from frieds, avoid people that he/she knows in public, or abandon previous plans without notice to participate in activities that should never be discussed with anyone. (ie. Hoggin', cheating, stealing, stalking)
"I tried to call Dave three times and he didn't answer the phone, you know he's turkey lurking tonight!"
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A phrase used when a lurker (one who hangs around a forum, etc, and very rarely posts or contributes in any other way.) makes a stupid, off-topic, or otherwise random and nonsensical post or comment.
Masterchief1112: In 5 days, we'll be hosting a gaming tournament based on Half-Life and Halo. Anyone who wants to join just give me the word.
GordonFreeman2042: Wow, that's totally gonna kick ass. I'm in!
Wildwoody69: I pee in butts.
Masterchief1112: OK, you signed on a year ago, you haven't posted anything since, and you come here with this faggotry. LURK MOAR!
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The lower class of the internet. They give all memes their value, but are kept in perpetual poverty by the shitposters under a system called crapitalism.
Lurking class person: "wtf all memes on this page are shit what's going on?"
Educated meme-Marxist: "You see, poor lurking class fellow, you are being exploited by the crapitalist system. Break free from your chains and we can build a world with quality memes for all!"
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