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Margarita Lopez is a slob her mother was very uncreative
Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf plastic bottle tequila. Drink of choice in the White City trailer parks. For those special times when you want to create drama on a Tuesday afternoon and have the Jackson County Sheriffs deputies stop by, or when you need to get drunk before going to the bar because you’ve only got enough money to put a few dollars worth of gas in the car to go out dancing and find a new baby daddy.
You got any Dew? I’m making White City Margaritas before we go to RonkyTonk to pick up guys.
A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef
Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night
The best grilled chicken that Chili's can offer/make. It'll make you go "num num num!"
-Waitress sits plate down- -You take bite- Stomach; NUM NUM NUM! Margarita Chicken, num num!
When 2 margaritas are placed in a person's mouth while laying down, the person's head is then shaked.
I wanna try the margarita shake everyone's talking about.
When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.
Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?
Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas
An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.