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Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'
Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?
Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.
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An inconspicuous replacement of the term "jail bait" meaning "minor I'd like to fuck."
Hermione Granger was a total MILF in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!
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Miner I'd Like Free Chilean Miner Rescue 2010
That is one hot MILF Miner I'd Like Free
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1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck
A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.
2. MILF also stands for the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front", who are based in the Southern Phillipines and were created in 1978. Their primary goals are to establish an independant homeland, governed under Sharia law, for the Moro peoples.
It should be noted that I did not even know of the existance of the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" before today, and that in everyday conversation MILF is far more likely tomean the first definition and not the latter.
Your mum is a MILF, dude
I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
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Is an acronoym:
Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.
Can also stand for man I love fishing.
I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.
Stifler's mom is a milf. Your mother is also a milf.
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A hot ass mom you wanna smash and kill all night long.
M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
"Dayum! yo Johnny yo mom is a straight up MILF! I wanna hit that!"
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