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A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.
"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"
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When you have no social life and no girl to call to come over to "Netflix and chill". A subtle way to say you'll be at home, alone, watching porn.
Status update-" wow... home on a Friday night again. I can get used to this. Madden and chill time."
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Jeopardy genius who earned over $430,000 in winnings, but nobody really cared because Ken Jennings won over $2.5 million. Holds the record for the second highest Jeopardy winnings of all time.
Jeopardy fan: "I love Jeopardy! Ken Jennings is God."
Dave Madden: "What about me, Dave Madden?"
Jeopardy fan: "Dave who?"
Dave Madden: "..."
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The fag from Good Charlotte and father of Nicole Richie's baby.
Jasmine: OMG I totally LOVE Benji Madden?
Me: Are you on crack? He fucked a whore! He sucks major balls!
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A genious who is often asked if his uncle or grandfather is The "John Madden"..
He always repies with a smart comment ..but then continues his work
"HOLY SHIT its John Maddens Nephew.. right.. Sean Madden ..right..aww damn!"
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A very embarrassing, spirit crushing move used only by the epitome of Madden/Madden Arcade players in which you dodge an opponents player using only your joysticks.
This may cause the other player to ear rape you with constant profanity as you have made them fail so badly that they look like a fool with their pants on the ground.
"Hahaha! You have just been Madden Arcaded. How do you feel?"
"I feel like fucking you sideways with a pitchfork. That was bullshit and I bet you can't do it again."
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