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A group of friends who at all times are at odds with another person, group or even with eachother. This group functions best while in a dispute.
All conflicts that draw this groups attention are of a trivial nature. Any problem of a serious nature pushes them into a quiet confusion.
A true reason to dislike or hate someone is like Christmas to these people.
Slutty McGillicuddy was at the party and the Drama Mafia was all over her!
A group of soccer moms who can talk about nothing besides their kids, their kid's teacher, their kid's father, their kid's diaper rash, their kid's schedule. They are also fiercely competitive over who is the best mother and whose kid is the best. They are usually white, wealthy, suburban, and BORING! They can also be catty, bitchy, passive-aggressive, and BORING!
Lines you will hear between members of the mommy mafia:
Pat - "Katie is the smartest in her class."
Sue - "Well Timmy was voted most popular by his teacher."
Jan - "Bob just got a promotion so I'm taking the kids to Disney."
ME - "You're all BORING! What am I doing here?"
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A group of nurses in a hospital that wields great power. The group is typically comprised of fat women, many of which are known for "eating their young", making every effort to cause new nurses to fail. This group sees themselves as all knowing experts, and all others as incompetent.
Man, I cannot get a break when I work in the ICU. The nurse mafia always gives me the crappiest assignment.
Travis got fired yesterday. The nurse mafia trumped up several complaints an it was all over.
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A mafia which is predominantly Greek and Cypriot. Considered one of the best Mafia's know due to not a lot of publicity on the mafia such as the Italian mafia and the Russian mafia.
Based in Greece (duh)has turf in other places like Philadelphia, Astoria NY, Chicago and Toronto.
The Greek mafia is so good no one has even heard about them.
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Filipino Mafia is a workplace setting, predominantly supervised by Filipinos, who treat Filipinos preferentially.
Rebecca didn't get the hours she wanted, because she can't talk to her supervisor in Tagalog. "I got screwed by the Filipino Mafia again!"
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a group of sheet metal workers that enjoy using the word mullet for no reason other then the fact it sounds cool. such as "fuck yeah mullet!" or "what did you say mullet!?" The mullet mafia is very respected and feared.
I really hope the mullet mafia does'nt come to my job and hang all the ductwork and then kick my ass.
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a large group of angry lesbians
Dammit bitch, this bar is being overrun with the taco mafia!!
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