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another word for text message, made up in a song by Kota Minyota in a freestyle over J Cole's "Can't Get Enough" instrumental
"So the females hit the t-mail, tryna get close to us" - Kota Minyota
An email address you give to fuk-twats, so they can't spam you.
Bob: Your email address isn't eatshit@diespammer.org?
Mo: No, it's an FU-Mail address.
1.) Those two people you think are dating at first but for some reason are just friends
2.) The sad case when a guy likes a girl and the girl knows but views him as a brother
Dude did you see those two on the bus last Tuesday? I can't believe they aren't dating! They're like the epitome of a Maile-Ian!
The information, usually from a superior in an organization or from an institution with which you do business, that you never received, but which they think you should have intuitively known despite how arcane the information is.
"My boyfriend said I didn't get him for his birthday what he'd been hinting at. I guess I didn't get the ESP Mail."
"My boss said that I didn't get a raise because I didn't do everything he told me to do, even though I showed him the email he sent requesting it and the proof that I did everything it required...and more..., he said that I hadn't done everything he expected me to do"
"I thought I'd get 50% off my purchase at X*Y^Z.com as they indicated but I didn't because of requirements they don't mention anywhere on their website."
The purpose of Royal Mail is to piss as many people off as possible. God got a bit bored one day and decided to see if he could make the shittest delivery service in the history of ever and succeeded. I bet I could travel the world faster than Royal Mail can give someone a box. Royal Mail are scamming cunts who will stop at nothing to be total arseholes, and their everyday increasing powers are threatening to the entire of mankind and their cockiness is to be feared.
example to how one might feel after realising their parcel is coming from Royal Mail:
Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off Arsehole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bullshit
Feck
Munter
Pissed
Shit
Son of a bitch
Tits Bastard
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Cock
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Knob
Minge
Prick
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Twat
Cunt
Fuck
Motherfucking cuntsuckers are delivering
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A route of mail delivery, via whale. Usually a small package attached to a sea animal and originating from the Hong Kong area. Almost always slower than snail mail, taking more than a month for delivery to the US. Insurance plan may include a killer whale for a service fee.
Im still waiting on my iPhone case to be delivered, they used whale mail.
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