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Malcolm X-ing

The act of standing at a window from the side looking out. Typically a living room window. Derived from Malcolm X looking out of a window holding an AK-47

“Bruh why are you Malcolm X-ing at the window.”

“My ex been threatening my whip bruh.. I’ll be damned if she fuck my shit up

by Jhart777 February 22, 2021


Malcolm Layne Forbes

How you remember to spell his name is there are two L’s cause he’s a double loser. His middle name also rhymes with lame.

Malcolm Layne Forbes is the human equivalent of soggy fake bread.

by The best person ever November 23, 2022


Malcolm

nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3

Malcolm is confusing.

by TheGoofyDino December 30, 2022


Malcolm

The greatest fucking guy ever he is hella sexy he just makes people bust nuts all the time

Man that guy is a Malcolm

by Daddy 12369 May 3, 2019


MALCOLM

A bitch ass nigga that somehow can magically GO A WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR WITHOUT HIS HAIR GROWING AND NO HAIRCUT. Also the nigga is a bitch and prolly likes anime WIT HIS WEIRD ASS.

The guys - Who dat nigga right there?
Me - Oh thats just malcolm bitch ass

by A NIGGA THAT DONT LIKE MALCOLM May 15, 2022


Malcolm

pulls people all the time, he's hot and pulls people at his middle school where he's the most popular person. All the girls want him but he only likes one girl named Brey. He has to fend off women everywhere he goes because they are so attracted to him.

She has a crush on Malcolm

by 8247872686324 April 4, 2022


Malcolm

The most goated person on the planet

Oh Hey Malcolm

by I <3 Judy 🍑👅 November 10, 2020