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A long, slender, perpetually flaccid penis, often acting in the manner of a limp noodle. It has no practical use besides urination. Often pale and clammy.
Marc-Dick, Fishing line, twine, needledick.
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Also known as 'Marik' in closed circles of interaction between his closest friends. This is a being who has mastered the art of partyology and throws a bomb-ass party. This guy is also a gnarly-ass metal-head and a bitchin good drummer. Marc Ioug is the fucking man
Daniel: "Hey man, you going to Marc Ioug's party this weekend?"
Kolya: "FUCK YEAH MAN THAT SHIT'S GONNA BE CRAZY!"
When the result of a heavy night of drinking includes passing out on the couch at your own place, pissing yourself, and breaking multiple electronic devices stored in your pocket at the time with the unconscious passing of urine. These actions usually occur in a cyclical nature, repeating until the warranty wears out on said electronic devices.
person 1: where the hell is marc?
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..
15 mins later....
person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)
did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..
person 2: (enter's marc's room)
why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night
(marc wakes up)
marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants
drew: dude, call me person 2
A temperamental boy who thinks he's hulk and always needs a haircut.
Beware Marc Dan, Sille has an extra pencil
Ultimate cool; Some believe it is actually beyond cool, and the phrase 'omni-cool' is increasingly being used
"What's that, you bungy jumped naked without a harness, on fire and pissed outta your mind, and STILL managed to get laid three times on the way down? That is Marc Head!"
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A very intelligent man, who is passionnate about knowing things deeply. He is touched by nature, memes, music and relationships. Even if he is feels a lot, he hides his emotions from himself anf others, so it's really hard to know him personally.
He can be seen as cold hearted, with his cynical humor and his pragmatic mind, but he is only fair, and always believes in justice and truth.
He don't have a lot of friends, but with them he is always here, in good and bad times too.
Oh and he loves cat so... he is a good person.
"I'm lost, I don't know the answer... Marc-Aurèle will surely know what to do."
"Marc-Aurèle is a very good friend, even if we don't see each other a lot, we still have good conversations on Facebook"
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1. A walking oxymoron. Loners at heart, Jean-Marcs don't require human contact unless they need to feed. The feeding ritual, which began in the 18th century and originally took place in the Catacombs of Paris, is traditionally held once a month. There are rumors suggesting an association between Jean-Marcs and lesbian werewolves however there are few facts to support the claim. Never make eye contact with a Jean-Marc.
2. A French man who enjoys cooking, smoking and playing Mahjong.
Don't look! He could be a Jean-Marc!
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