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hot guys that are the coolest ever
MARINERS are the shitttt
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stands for
M uscles
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R equired
I nteligence
N essary
E quiipment
Army can't do shit right, fuck, send in the real men, the marines
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sex toy, or fake skin to play with.
he played with his marin all night
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To post a status on Facebook, then to leave it for a while to accumulate statuses and comments before replying to the comments or posting up new statuses.
"Maria posted twenty statuses today"
"Come on, Maria! Let your last status marinate for a while!"
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Admiral to Admiral discussion:
Admiral 1: "Hey should we send in the S.W.C.C or the S.E.A.L.S?"
Admiral2:" Calm down now. We don't need to kill good sailors. Send the marines, you know how much they love getting shot."
Admiral 1:" Yeah, your right."
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A bunch of pussy lowlife that got picked on by everyone prior to joining the military and now think they can kick anyones ass just becuase they went through 3 months of boot camp. In all reality marines are some of the biggest low life scum of the earth. They will screw your wife, steal your goods and then talk about how awesome they are. They are no better than the Army, Navy, or Air Force. They are just a bunch of pussies on a power trip. I know this because I did my time and saw how they really are.
Aren't marines and army the same thing?
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A branch of the military that likes to stand in a long line and spin rifles in various random locations.
Next to the ocean, on the Las Vegas strip, in front of government buildings, in front of dilapidated hardware stores, in the middle of the street, next to monuments, on farms, on mountains, on the Hoover Dam...
It doesn't matter! They'll spin their rifles anywhere they damn please! That's how badass they are.
Seriously, have you seen the marines commercial at the movie theater? It's hilarious!
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