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Old anti-semite Jewish woman that smokes 10 cartons of kools, camel unfiltered, and marlaboro reds, Did i mention shes jewish. She snorts pennies constantly, by crushing them up on her dashboard of her old volkswagon, i believe i mentioned shes jewish, breaks into other cars and fine establishments to steal pennies and doesnt uphold the law... give a penny take a penny. Ohhhh and her grandfather fell out of a guard tower in WWII, Auchwitz. And finally shes Jewish.
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Marti: " My throat is so clogged with ash and tar i sound like marti fincklestein"
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when a person steals money from undeneath his momma, wife, or girl friend titties/or out of her bra while she is sleeping.
Hey man im strapped for cash.im gonna make a withdraw from marty banks when my momma goes to sleep
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Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
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The one place on earth it's acceptacle to have a Marty Party
If I can't drink 20 vodka and Red Bulls at work, I'll head to Marty Gras!
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He keyed my car so I did a Marty McFly and drove off before he could catch me.
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To be pwned by a teacher in a way that teaches other students a constructive and educational life lesson.
Student 1: Oooh, Jess just got Marty B'ed!
Student 2: Yeah, but at least we learned that if you don't have your essay the day it was due, you shouldn't lie about it.
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Most often used to refer to a guy named "Marty" or "Martin" who has a flatulence problem.
At the wedding party, Farty Marty stained his bastedo pants after one of his farts "went too far" & came out a bit runny.
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