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The massacre of March 2007 in Berlin, CT. A green van was reported to have alledgedly been following close behind middle-school student school buses, the driver tipping the hat to a girl walking her dog. Since hat-tipping is against the law in Connecticut, immediate actionw as taken in order to save the town of Berlin's youth from being molested, violated, assaulted, or hurt.
Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.
"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.
As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."
Dude, did you see that? That man hat-tipped me. Could this be the next Green Van Massacre?
Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.
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A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.
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Sex with a woman durring her menstral cycle.
My Girl was OTR last night and it looked like the massacre at hatchet creek.
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when shane and james go into the fridge and see that the lettuce is torn apart which brings tears to our eyes
i went into the kitchen and saw lettuce crying and i said o my god this is a salad massacre
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When you put saggy genetalia in a coke bottle.. then watch a girl get naked so your fella gets wedges in the bottle then slap the girl with the bottle which at this point should be tightly on your meat.
your sister pissed me off dan so a Coke bottle massacre was in order.
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On a saturday night you are with your bitch and you bend her over and fuck her butthole. You rip apart so much as to "massacre" her butthole. May cause some casualties, but is not set to kill the person.
May bitch came over and i Saturday night massacred her and now shes not my bitch.
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When 7 guys masturbate in a circle on a full moon on a female having her period and when they finish on her face, she eats all of their penises
My first full moon massacre was quite the experience
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