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Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.
Kirk was begging for a Mat Carl from Jim by not showing up in Vegas...
That ugly concrete stamp that scofield makes.
Hey Jason, I need to order those concrete stamps but don't give me any of those bruno mats. Ask Greg to get a price.
a person who is easily taken advantage of.
Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"
Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.
Basically a rug burn that is caused by skin rubbing across a mat. Usualy happens in Brazilian jiu jitsu.
After sparring today I noticed I got some serious mat burn on the top of my foot.
Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.
guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?
guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.
guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.
guy #2: Meh....
A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.
I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .
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The phrase used by one mafia to challenge another mafia. This phrase commonly cause many deaths and the godfathers always survive.
Hey, Tony, you and me are through. We is goin' to the mats.
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