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A Dave Mathew Cordova is a person who is Michiko's boyfriend. A Dave is a guy who talks like a book. He is mesmerizing and breathtaking in every way. He is perfect. Everyone needs a Dave in their lives. I love you Dave hihi love love michiko:))
Omg! I really need a Dave Mathew Cordova in my life! Michiko is such a lucky girl to have such soul!
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When someone says something stupid.
Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?
The wrong way of spelling a perfectly nice name.
Person #1: I just don’t get why anyone would name their child Mathew
Person #2: What do you mean? It’s a perfectly fine name!
Person #1: No, it’s with one t.
Person #2: Oh…
He is a chad. Usually a short guy who drives a Camry SE and is the general manager for the JV basketball team. Typically around the height of 5’10
Mathew the general manager writes stats for the jv basketball team
A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.
Friend: I have a Mathew
Friend 2 : oh really
Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.
Mathew literally deserves the whole world!
Mathew is a cool guy, could be a little roadman-ish but he's so cute it takes over that! He is the sweetest human being you will ever meet and is CRAZILY sexually gifted
Me: Hey Mathew wanna hang out after school
Mathew: What size is your shoe