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Absolutely disgusting and fattening cuisine served by incompetent assholes and FILLED with additives and fillers to make it taste great.
"Lay off the McDonalds and do some jumping jacks you morbidly obese consumer asshole!"
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A place you eat at when you want to feel like shit and save some money.
Before: Hey i'm feeling pretty good, lets go to McDonalds!
After: Ahh i fucking hate myself
7👍 6👎
The main reason i am fat... but it's too good to give up!
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The rarest of the rare, only exceeded by the likes of burger king, kfc, wimpy, and most fast food restaurants.
I used to work at maccies, the nuggets are only 47% chicken!!!
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The largest fast-food chain in the world (and for a reason, quit bitching about how their food is "piss poor"). Theyve got some pretty good food (fries, nuggets, etc), but most of it is unhealthy and eating too much of it will eventually make you fat. As a result, McDonalds is frequently bashed/sued by fat fucks who are too inept to keep themselves on a healthy diet.
Also targetted by communist hippies because its a big corporation, and big corporations will eat your soul.
And they've got a shitty marketing campaign (Im lovin it: that sounds gay)
McDonalds is a fast food restaurant.
15👍 12👎
A place when you grow up, you'll be the manager of.
The pimply faced teen works at mcdonalds.
15👍 15👎
Another way to earn money, customers and employees.
Calvin: Ick! (:P) A bag of vegatables with my happy meal?! Those people are DEFINATELY up to something!
Hobbes: And I used to associate his mother's cooking with Sorry Excuse For Burgers and shark liver mixed with tofu. ;P
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