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Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019


Polish meatloaf

The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot

Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!

by Jesus's butthole February 10, 2015


Angus Wangus Meatloaf

When you are invited over to your male friend’s house for a “dinner party” (which inherently is homosexual), but rather than being presented with a cute home-cooked meal, your male friend (who probably goes by the name of Angus) lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “someone has gotta eat this meatloaf!”

Hey there, blank/Angus. I know you were going to host a dinner party, but all I ask of you is that you do not serve up Angus Wangus Meatloaf!

by dbfluffypuppy March 5, 2024


Angus wangus meatloaf

When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.

Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!

by dbfluffypuppy May 9, 2024


Meatloaf

An exceptionally fat and lazy cat that does nothing but lay around, resembling the famous ground beef dish cooked by suburban mothers and housewives across America.

"Yeah, my cat is literally a meatloaf. He's the worst."
"Excuse the meatloaf on the table, that's just my cat. I'll get the spray bottle."

by yiikes April 1, 2018


Meatloaf

To work collaboratively on a topic and further discussion towards a resolution or action. Opposite of a singular approach like ‘Let me noodle on that.’

That’s a great point, Bart. Let’s continue meatloafing this issue until we come up with a good answer.

by Binoples December 13, 2019


meatloaf

Is used as a safe word during intercourse. Named after the singer in the sense that i’ll do anything for love but i wont do that.

Meatloaf! Sorry buddy keep it vanilla for now.”

by rosie2.0 May 30, 2022