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A girl who's typically loud, rowdy and causes trouble in all the wrong ways. She has such a shrill voice that when she speaks you want to pierce your own eardrums. Melissa has such a bad attitude that no matter how positive you feel about yourself as soon as you're around her you mental energy is drained, and your mood is just as negative as hers. Melissa is such a bad friend that most who knows her dont want to hangout with her but are forced to due to outside influence. She claims she the friend you can talk to about problems but somehow end up talking about her problems.
Ohh there's Melissa, let's walk the other way and avoid her.
7👍 10👎
bitch
A Grade A egg head who does nothing but put people in a bad mood.
No one:
Literally no one:
Melissa: *being gross*
Friend: *being a douche*
Me: ugh you're such a melissa
3👍 3👎
Shes a Crescendo of adjectives. She may think blah-blah-blah, charitable with mulah and has the best dang Hoo-ha.
Don't ever play words with her , shell Scrabble your head upq
3👍 3👎
Supposedly a woman but cant understand why some would think so, considering her appalling and grotesque looks. If sasquacth took a bloody puss oozing parasitic shit it would only be her left thigh in descripion worth. If your fell into a pit of rotting vaginal juices it would only be the same magnitude of stench to being in the same home as her. All the way acrossed it, locked in a closet, with a half a roll of duct tape over your nose and mouth. No joke face melting uglyness...and thats just the exterior....mmmhhhmmm
I found a maggot filled oozing opossum at the park today.....really?!?! You found another melissa!! Gross
6👍 9👎
A sad hoe whos very underapreciated and mostly fakes a smile so people wont tell her shit.
4👍 5👎
The most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. Anytime you are with her she’ll bring a smile to your face and you’ll want to do anything you can to prove yourself worthy of her love. Though she can be bitchy at times, her positives far outweigh the negatives!
Melissa wants to have a definition with the word bitch in it.
4👍 5👎
She is sometimes loyal as long as you don’t mess with her when you mess with her she’s not gonna be very happy but she is a loveing girl if she love you will know she will never let the person she cares for walk out of her life you will know who you are if you tried but you Do you don’t succeed
Guy1 Melissa is gorgeous
Guy2 No she not
6👍 10👎