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what white people eat
im white and i like to eat melissa
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Melissa is a bitch, she never shuts up, and is always running her mouth , she is not loyal and will never have your back. She talks behind peoples back. She is not nice. She is fake and will never be real. if you know a Melissa run away from her. SHE IS CRAZY
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When you are at lost for words, and/or cannot explain what you are trying to say.
Damn! I forgot what i was gonna say, no Melissa.
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I'm generally not a mean person at all, but Melissa is a mean, horrible, piece of human trash that deserves it. Melissa's got the world's worst patchy tan and her face looks like a disfigured orange with two beady eyes and a set of Jeremy Kyle show-type front teeth. She's friends with the other entitled oranges.
Normal person: *minds their own business*
Melissa with her ugly face and tan: *literally anything to try and be annoying and horrible*
Normal person: "Ew, you got your horrible tan on me. Blah!"
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1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture
1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.
4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"
Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."
Melissa: "What's that?"
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The hottest girl alive.
Everyone loves her.
-Oh man Melissa is so perfect, I wanna be with her!!!!
-Not only you, bro.
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