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The palm used to do a hand job.
Well, my girlfriend isn’t coming over, so I guess I’ll have to meet up with Mary “Merry” Palm instead.
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In prison, at the end of the inmate's sentence, the inmate goes from department to department to obtain signatures and tie up any loose ends. They check in with various staff members to ensure a smooth release from the institution. This is usually done the last business day prior to the inmate's release from the prison.
Say! There go LaDarius, he be goin' on his merry-go-round. He go home ta-marrah!
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When you take a girl and place her legs behind her head then place her on your erect cock and spin her around
I gave Jaquese a merry-go-round last night at my grandmas house and got close to 20 rpms.
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When a quadrapaligec woman is mountained on a mans penis and is spun repedidatly spun round and round on his tool.
Dont be so sad about your wifes operation, at least now you can giver her the ol' merry-go round!
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Bunch of kids who play paintball from the IUP, Altoona, and Clarion areas. Basically western PA. They have a website and thats pretty much it. They train military personal by using paintball. They usually represent themselves at the invasion of normandy paintball game in a secret fashion.
Yo who just captured the base?
It was the Merry Band of Brothers.
Oh, right.
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Riding the merry-go-round* is when a woman seeks to secure a handsome, perhaps wealthy, emotionally unavailable man ("Chad"*) in an attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy), gets dumped, and then she tries again, repeating the cycle. She never learns, all while ignoring guys she has friend-zoned.
After perpetually riding the merry-go-round, the woman eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".
*terms often used by men's advice YouTubers "33 Secrets" and "Entrepreneurs in Cars".
She would do well to stop Riding the Merry-Go-Round and settle down with someone she has friend-zoned.
a very smelly christmas time or a christmas which was complete and utter crap has no links to alan perry!
it was a fucking merry perry christmas!
have a merry perry christmas u ass hole!
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