standup method

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.

Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!

Faucet method

Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.

I did the faucet method in the tub today then drank a big glass of wine!,l

Method Cosplay

Method Cosplay is the act of not only dressing a character from fiction, but also taking on there persona.

Omg Craig is a method cosplayer! It's so awesome!
Have you seen method cosplay? I don't know if i can do it!

Quizon Method

Any outstanding result achieved that can't be explained how it occured. Close to a miraculous result.

Me: "I didn't do any work and my exam came back as a high distinction"

Friend: "How the fuck did you do that?
Me: "The Quizon Method"

"I've had sex with Charlie Sheen like a hundred times and am clean as a baby thanks to the Quizon Method"

By using the Quizon Method, Bruno Mars achieved international fame despite being a short Filipino with a bad 'fro.

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pocket method

It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.

Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.

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Method Gurl

I sleep around for money for crack

fuck me please, i need the cash for crack

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italian method

the art of putting a condom on a guy's penis using only your mouth.

"no hanndsss baby, she knows exactly how to do it using the italian method!"

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