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metrosexual is a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.
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A gay person who isn't comfortable enough with himself to admit that he is gay to himself, or anyone else.
Joe: What did you do last night?
Terry: Nothing, just had anal sex with Phil.
Joe:...What?
Terry: Oh, no, it's cool. I'm metro.
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Why does no-one ever call black men, esp. gangstas, "metrosexual", or gay?? Most of them are total dandies; they're not ashamed to move in a slinky manner, they invented bling, etc, etc. In fact, I think black men invented most of modern fashion. Their reward? They don't get called names for it.
David Beckham is a white black man, so they say: so does THAT make him a "metrosexual"??
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a person who acts queer, but doesnt pound butt
queer eye for the straight guy (you think that crap is real?)
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A city slicker; plague of the modern world.
Check out the perfectly chaotically gelled, streaked hair on that metrosexual!
Is that pleather he's wearing?!
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A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.
GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual!
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...
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A gay male still in the closet.
Hey guys, I'm ga... I mean metrosexual!
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