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The ability to practice as much as possible and still stay the same; no matter how much effort you put in you can't get better
I'm trying to get better but I suffer from Meyer syndrome
A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!
An expensive imported Jamaican rum that will get you feeling nice quickly with a clean buzz and little to no hangover
I only drink Meyers Rum.
Likes dick in his ass, also loves oral. His dick is too small to see!
Your dick is the size of nick meyering!
A person who cant shot from three.
"Yo, why you keep missing, you are becoming a Noah Meyer"
The clint Eastwood of his own story he's the mother fucking white biggy smalls sexy like Morgan wallen with a voice that makes Chris Stapleton proud and Luke combs is sad now because Luke combs wants to be Keegan meyer.
You see Keegan meyer that dudes the man son I swear he drank four four lokos went loko on a chomo. It's not a hate crime it's his god given talent.