micro sensitive

It’s a condition in which one has an extremely low threshold for tolerating the every day words and actions of human behavior . Micro sensitivity, in many instances, is often accompanied by severe cases of extreme butthurt.

My friend is signing a petition to get law makers to rename the Great White shark , to just shark , since it’s offensive to sharks that aren’t great and sharks that aren’t white! He is so micro sensitive!

micro-psychedelic

A group of substances that aren't traditionally associated with psychedelics, but which share some of the same mind-enhancing and expanding properties, often in a more mild, approachable form. Examples include kava, kratom, and functional mushrooms.

I'm excited to try some of the new micro-psychedelic products that are becoming available. I really think these products could open up peoples minds to the benefits of psychedelics and lead to further research and policy change around traditional psychedelics.

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micro nap

noun: falling asleep for no more than a few minutes at a time. usually taking place while in a seated position en route to a destination in a foreign country, it most notably occurs on tour buses of capital cities. a dream state isn't reached, but it's re-energizing ability is almost equivalent to a shot of espresso. the most common cause is due to jet-lag; no severe side effects; treatment is extended time spent in said foreign country

*on the bus*
"uncle, wake up! we're almost at our stop!"
"huh? oh! I'm awake!"
"are you still tired?"
"nope! took my micro nap! I'm good!"

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micro-livestock

Insects eaten as gourmet food.

Entomophagists have a wide choice of micro-livestock varieties: from grasshoppers that taste like chicken, to cockroaches eaten in East-Asian countries like Thailand!

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MICRO-AGGRESSION

Being a little, useless, cunty, bitch.

Fuck you, micro-aggression

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Micro-shit

When one farts but forgot to wipe beforehand, creating a situation where small amounts of fecal particles are expelled, potentially leaving visible evidence. See also: skidmarks

I was getting a blowjob when I accidentally micro-shitted.

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uber Micro

The Ability To do more than one thing, used in games. originated from the word micro-management. Few people can uber micro Properly. Used in the popular film, Pure Pwnage.

For Example, in A RTS (Real-Time Strategy) Game, the player is able to use uber micro to control many units in the game

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