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Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.

“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”

by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022


Midwest Triangle

When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome

Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike

by wendytorrance October 18, 2019


Midwest Bounce

Occurs when a volleyball player swings at a ball low seam directly into the block. The ball will generally go straight down on his own side of the court, bouncing with such force and velocity that it breaks the plane of the volleyball net at its maximum height.

George Smith had a highlight Midwest bounce last night, stopping John Keena from winning the match on the final swing in set 5.

by FrogJumpVball March 31, 2021


Midwest Vertigo

The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.

I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.

by Hoosier headache April 18, 2018


Midwest Paranoia

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.

The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.

by twofish22 March 30, 2015