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When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.
"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"
"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"
theres literally fucking nothing in here
Person 1: Wanna go live in The Midwest?
Person 2: fuck no theres just fields there THATS IT
An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid
“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”
Album by Chappell Roan. Includes songs about general love, lesbian love, queer acceptance, and others. Bangers all around, no skips.
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is such a great album!"
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is giving slay"
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When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome
Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike