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The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
HA HA HA IS A JOKE!
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
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a hairy beast with an 80's fro, kinda looks like a goon, loves spongebob and pig squealing music,likes girls with big tits, looks like the guy from juno when he sings in front of people, resides on the wet side, owns a dog who likes to hump girls with big asses. mike is the kind of guy that makes you scream "LITTLE PISSER!", and he will drink all of your orange juice so watch out!
"hey! who drank all of my orange juice??!"
"oh it was that mike kid!"
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A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation
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Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.
Hey that mike picked up on maria the mexican chick
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to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.
Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."
Jennie: I was but I was miked.
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A tactical strategy in which a glorious ninja sacrifices himself to clear a path for his fellow ninjas by destroying a great many explosive red dots. *Origin: N+
"Thanks for miking all of those explosive mines so that we could get the key and pass through that one door" "No prob"
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