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A slutty no talented whore!! The next Lindsay Lohan Or worse yet Brittany Spears Worst thing to happen to the planet EVER!!!!! She's boobless bootyless and has the absolute WORST singing voice ever!!!! She claims to be a rocker but only sings poppy bublegum crap!! If you like her your a fucking lifeless homo! =
Little Girl:Mommy, Mommy! Miley is like so cool!! I wanna be just like her! Yay Miley Cyrus!!!!
Mom:Nooo!!!! Someone kill me!! Hun be a stripper the world doesn't need another Miley!!!
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1. The state of freaking out, looking down, st-st-studdering when asked what you’re thinking about, and feeling like you can't breathe.
This state is caused by hanging out with a person you dig. If you're asked what’s wrong with you, your best friend will inform the person that you’re just "being Miley.” But, for sure, the next time you hang out with that person you will redeem yourself.
2. Reference to a lyric from a song by Miley Cyrus.
Hottie: What's wrong with your friend?
Best Friend: Huh? Oh, him? Yeah, he's just being Miley.
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A narcissistic, ubiquitous whorebag.
That Miley Cyrus is so full of herself and her pictures are everywhere you look. She's also probably a whorebag.
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1. That bitch with the bad voice
2. The newest Disney puppet
3. The only musician to create a career around an alter-ego
4. That random bitch your/my little sister has like 152 barbies of, a bad video game, and the only CD's she owns.
1. -ARGHHH what the fuck is that noise?
- No need to call the humane society, its just Miley Cyrus
2. -Thanks for the check Walt!
-Ok, but your show went down .5%, we're replacing you with a crappy boyband of gay brothers. (see Jonas Brothers)
3. why is she now blond? with a bad accent? is this the same show?
4. -And this is my Hannah goes to miami, and this is Miley in west palm, does this scarf go with this skirt?
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Another Disney-Money-Maker. A wanna-be Vanessa Hugens , Hilary Duff , and Briteny Spears who is extremely vain. She "sings" songs about her fame, also known as Hannah Montanna . She doesn't even sing, it's pretty much talking, no wonder why she is so talentless . She got it from her ugly dad. Is also a bad actor with a fake accent. She is selfish, rude, vain, and talentless. She thinks she is the best singer in the world. No one (with common sense) knows why she even got famous. Wait, it's because of her washed-out ugly dad!
1. Miley: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS BECAUSE I ROCK!!!
Miley: Aren't me iz an FANTABULOUS singer?
Person with a brain: No.
Miley: WAAAA! BUT I'M MILEY CYRUS!
Person with a brain: Yeah, that's why my ears and eyes bleed!
Miley: Well, NOBODY'S PERFECT! I gotta work it! Again and -but wait.... I'm Miley Cyrus so I'm perfect!
8 year old that brainwashed because Miley is such a ugly bad singer: YEAH! HANNY MONTANNY U ARE LIKE SO AWESOME!
Miley: Noooo, I'm Miley~ Because I like PUNK. (and yet she is wearing pink lol)
Miley: Good night everybody! Thank you for being spoiled little brats for begging your parents into wasting their life-time paycheck!
Fans (in a robot voice): Anything for you, Hanny Montanny!
Miley: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M PUNK! Now I gtg for a manicure with ponies! (lol)
Miley: Oh yeah, I forgot, I need to pose for Vanity Fair again!
2. Fan: Do you like Hanny Monntanny?
Person: No, and all of the fans are such posers! If you were a true fan you would know it's Miley Cyrus, and she doesn't even sing, she talks!
Fan: Your stooped.
Person: It's YOU'RE STUPID and that's not even an insult!
Fan: What?
Person: U=STUPIDER
Fan: WAAA!
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After a 7-10 shot pregame with either Burnetts Vodka or Jack Daniels, a moshpitt of dancing and debauchery occurs when Miley's smash hit "See You Again" blasts through the stereo. The mash is meant to accelerate the time it takes to get "rattled" (or, just wasted) in the time between the pregame and the party!
After the Miley Mash, Rube's stomach was so rattled that he had to puke before leaving to the party!
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Also known as M-Virus,this is even worse than AIDS. Happens when talking or having contact with Miley Cyrus. BEWARE OF THIS DISEASE. Always have a miley-repellent,an anti-miley banner,anti-miley shirt,and never,EVER talk or have contact with miley. About 316,028 people died of this disease.
Victim1: *screams* MILEY!! I LOVE YOU!!
Victim2: OMG she's so smexxy I wanna have sex with her
Miley: Hey fans!
*2 weeks later*
Victim1: Oh..Im feeling so sick..my body's turning purple and I see purplish figures in my eyes...
Victim2: Aww man...raping miley was great,but I think I'm gonna puke man...god damn but I had protection!!
Me: You just got owned,noob. You got the Miley-Virus. Next time when you are on hell,wear anti-miley equipment along with a condom.
*Both victims die of the M-Virus*
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