Minecraft

A game where you endlessly place blocks wasting your life, time, and talent trying to make something good. Essentially, you're wasting 20$.

Person 1: Umm, sir, it has come to my attention that you've been playing Minecraft.
Person 2: Yeah, and?
Person 1: Did you know you could get a refund for such a worthless game?
Person 2: Well fuck you, Minecraft is awesome.
Person 1: Sir please calm down or we're going to have to restrain you!
Person 2: Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Room. NOW!
Person 1: That's it! Restrain him!
Person 3 and 4 restrain person 1 and knock him unconscious.
Person 1: Another brainless faggot down, several others to go.

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Minecraft

a waste of 20$

minecraft sucks

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Minecraft

A time-consuming game in which little to no progress occurs outside of the game. Many spend hours on end just doing nothing and staring blankly at the screen...

Y: What happened to Ben?
M: He isn't missing, he's been playing Minecraft

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Minecraft

An amazing sandbox game in which you can do almost anything in. You can build anything you would like but, only out of blocks!

Kid: Josh the new minecraft update is out!
Josh: Yay! I love mine craft!

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Minecraft

Minecraft is the best game in the world and a cheap alternative to drugs.

drug addict:hey dude wanna do some pot?
minecrafter:get away from me i'm playing minecraft!!!!!

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Minecraft

An indie sandbox game, commonly called an autism magnet, overrun by 12-year old gay faggots and 40-year old pedobears. %99.9 Of ALL players have autism, case in point to be called an autism magnet. Only statiticians have seen nine-tenth's of a "Minecraft faggot"!

Eric: Dude, you play Minecraft?
Severyn: Yeah, i do.
Eric: Go use unregistered Bandicam and make some autistic videos, Minecraft faggot.

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Minecraft

A game we’re you shove your 2 inch sword up peoples ass to kill them and were 3 year was olds like to ask every girl to be there girlfriend so they can feel proud of themself that they actually talked to a girl who’s actually a 72 year old male pedophile who likes to jack off to Minecraft porn

Imma go jerk off to some Minecraft porn

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