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I wanna smell ur Mississippi starfish
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When one or many persons spread a women's vagina and proceed to take turns hocking loogies into said women's vagina.
Last night my buddies and I Mississippi waterholed that girls from the cheesecake factory.
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While performing drunken oral sex on your lady friend, you vomit in her vagina. Realizing that you no longer want to taste what you ate for breakfast,lunch, and dinner, you bend her over with your sausage.
During a night of heavy doses of Pabts Blue Ribbon, Jim Bob felt sick to his stomach and vomited up the peas, carrots, bread and shrimps..... instead of cleaning up where he vomited, he just stuck his dick in Traileen and when she asked what happened, he replied, "just makin some Mississippi Gumbo
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When your fucking a woman upside down while standing up then before you cum you pull out and nut down her nose
Last night that bitch was doing a hand stand so I Mississippi waterfalled her ass
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Inserting a peanut into a girls ass and fucking it in to peanut butter.
ass fucking mississippi mudslide mississippi nutterbutter
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The chief river of the United States, rising in the lake region of northern Minnesota and flowing about 3,781 km (2,350 mi) generally southward to enter the Gulf of Mexico through a huge delta in southeast Louisiana. Probably discovered by Hernando de Soto in 1541, it was explored by Jacques Marquette and Louis Jolliet in 1673. La Salle claimed the entire region for France after he descended to the river's mouth in 1682.
The longest river in the United States. It has historically been a major transportation artery for goods and people. The name is Algonquin for "big river."
The largest river in North America, which runs from Northern Minnesota to the Gulf of Mexico.
or, for the pervs, the area between the breasts on a woman
1) I went rafting on the Mississippi River with my mom... ir rocked!
2) on their first date, he begged to lick her Mississippi River... but she refused (what a gaywad, that guy was)
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A dance move, mainly used by men who can't dance, in which a guy stands fairly still with one arm raised high and bounces his arm and head in sync while slowly rotating. This move usually works best for guys while they are in the middle of a crowded dance floor.
Person 1: Yo! Look at Christian out there doing the Mississippi Lighthouse!
Person 2: Pfft, no wonder he’s not getting any shorties.
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