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the mister purps

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.

" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008


Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.

"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"

by Kiyoshi Kane October 2, 2023


mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.

-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?

by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 30, 2018


to mister producer

to be the absolute toppest G, to be the producer of everything gigachad

I will mister producer a TV show
He wanted to mister producer a course

by thenoobplayer June 14, 2023


Mister sj

A fucking badass who rules the world and smokes heavy ganj

Mister sj is savage

by Mikeyrogs September 12, 2021


mister bigglesworth

A favorable pet name for a well-endowed slong.

Say 'hi' to Mister Bigglesworth.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

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Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."

Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.

by Carrie Underw00d February 10, 2011

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