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When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.
How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.
When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.
Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!
Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.
I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.
Masturbating with an extremely cold hand
Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.
Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts
This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens
A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public
John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall
a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.