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ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public

John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall

by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014


Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009


Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

by chickengutz March 29, 2010


Frosty Mitten

Masturbating with an extremely cold hand

Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.

by narizon January 24, 2011

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Russian mittens

Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts

This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens

by Jon von hugendong April 1, 2018


Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009


squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

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