A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public
John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall
An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.
"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"
Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.
He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten
Masturbating with an extremely cold hand
Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.
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Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts
This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens
Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.
After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.
a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
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