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A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career
Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.
You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.
Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.
A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.
"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"
It's never a good idea to eat a fried moldy orange.
A derogatory term for a female’s genital area suggesting that it smells and is moist and dirty.
I heard Donna’s got a moldy pond.
This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!
"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"