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Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you
Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life
bleached mommy buckets of kfc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stump water salad
mom please stop trying to have sexual intercourse with me
the woman that pushed u out her pussy
"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"
What you call you teacher not on purpose
You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment
The greatest, most awesome, amazing, beautiful woman in the world.
The woman who doesn't stop loving you. She always is there for you, and will always be there for you. She has done everything you have asked, you wanted her to do, and she got up in the middle of the night, just to take care of you, to. Make sure to take care of your mom, and love her unconditionally, because you need to pay her back and she won't be here for very long. I love you mom.
Daughter: Mom, can I go somewhere with my friends!
Mom: No, sorry hunny.
Daughter: You are the worst mom ever!
Mom: Gosh, am i the worst mother in the world? I should go apologize