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Money is the key to happiness even though dumb people say "money can't buy happiness". Money is paper or mineral. The mineral version is known as a coin. The paper version is known as a bill. Money can buy anything. If you think going to the theater is happiness, you can't walk in without a ticket! YOU NEED MONEY FOR THAT.

Im homeless! I wish I had some money!

by Roadtahell March 25, 2021


Money

Something that man invented to buy something of value.
It can be used to buy a person's freedom, while the freedom of some,
may be taken away, due to the lack of it.

It is the most fearsome thing in the world
Something that you could use to test a person's character or value
but is capable of eroding trust, turning falsehoods into reality and vice versa

It is the medium that can be used to your advantage, if you know how to use it
and if you are able to use it without shame

It is the medium that wipes away a person's dignity, through the hands of society

Something that anyone can use, to buy the life of another, the past, the present, and or the future

Kim Un: Why do you need to live with others peering through your life?
Jong: Because i got no money

by publicownedhome March 18, 2021


Money

1. Something you can't survive in this world without, but having too much would most likely result in your death.

2. A substance that is the sole purpose of most people's lives.

3. A thing that most people spend their lives trying to earn.

Jessie J: It's not about the money,money,money!

Ordinary human: easy for you to say! How much did that outfit cost?

Jessie J: We don't need no money,money, money!

Ordinary person: screw you! Go donate!

by ShadyLifeNeonZebra February 17, 2016


Money

The green stuff used to pay your bills

Person 1. "Your very rich and have lots of money!"
Person 2. "That's not actually money!"
Person 1. "It's not?"
Person 2. " I printed it"

by people people April 21, 2015

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Money

Something you dont have

Look she/he dont have money

by yungnturntdf January 26, 2023


Money

Currency, whether it be coin or paper, which may be thrown away without regards for one's own financial well being for alcoholic beverages whenever the term "YOLO" is mentioned between a group of friends.

"Who cares how much money we spend at the bar tonight, YOLO!"

by dundalkbill August 7, 2012

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Money

A kid Named Rico
Rico in Spanish is also Money... Or Yummy, but in this case money

Kid: hi
Rico: my name is Rico

Kid: OMG IM SO SORRY MY MONEY LORD

Rico: Unbelievable behavior u fool

by Da tall boiii June 20, 2022