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The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
When two first cousins hug each other without clothes.
- Hey Beverley how about a Montgomery Hug?!
- My Cousin Dave loves to Montgomery Hug.
The process of fucking another’s mouth when a mix of cum and feces in the others mouth
Yesterday Johnny gave me a Montgomery Steamroller, I still have the taste in my mouth.
The alligator from security breach that breaks literally fucking everything.
"Montgomery Gator is so fucking destructive
Montgomery, a savage alligator. breaks literally FUCKING everything.
Montgomery Gator is so fucking destructive
the sexual act of when you eat someone out and then the partner shotgun shits into the partners mouth while swallowing the fecal matter and still participating in the sexual intercourse.
"Yo Zach, Im feeling frisky tonight, lets go ask Jessica if she wants to do a montgomery nesquik with us."
"Hell yeah Austin, lets do it!"
A county in Maryland that has towns that are small to medium sized but wealthy to say the least, here there are some the richest cities in America such as Bethesda, Chevy Chase, Potomac, Poolesville, etc. I think just a drive or walk around the place should let you know what kind of place it is, the high school parking lots are full of BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Lexus and Porsche. In all of the towns you'll find a ton of "soccer moms" which frequent Starbucks, Whole Foods and Kohl's, not to mention there's a Starbucks on every intersection here, heck there is even one right in front of my house. The average dad drives a fancy car and where's polo's everyday and the kids are enrolled in Private or Charter schools. The schools here are some of the best in the nation with High Schools such as Wootton, WJ, Winston Churchill and RM, there are also private schools like Landon or Holton-Arms.
He owns a BMW lives in a 1M dollar home and got accepted to all Ivy League's he definitely lives in Montgomery County.