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married to Aria Montgomery. April is a badass bitch and can only tolerate aria. if anyone tries to swing her way she will reject because aria is the love of her life <3
April montgomery loves Aria montgomery. #Apria4life
the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)
(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')
hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.
the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut
me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob
kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now
everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares
The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
The alligator from security breach that breaks literally fucking everything.
"Montgomery Gator is so fucking destructive
Montgomery, a savage alligator. breaks literally FUCKING everything.
Montgomery Gator is so fucking destructive
When two first cousins hug each other without clothes.
- Hey Beverley how about a Montgomery Hug?!
- My Cousin Dave loves to Montgomery Hug.