Shit you play when you've got a bitch over to give you a better chance to beat it up.
I got her all worked up by playing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love to You", but she really lost it when I surprised her with the shocker followed by a swift Danza slap.
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That amazing, inspired, hopeful feeling you get after you've spent too long reading stories on givesmehope.com.
*May require a few tissues. (:
This morning I was in such a GMH mood that I bought a chocolate bar for every single person in my grade and anonymously stuffed one in each locker before lunch
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That one classical song played whenever a character wakes up on a peaceful day.
Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.
1. cool i dont know what to say
2.relatable but not that funny
1.jessica: "i went rock climbing today. i fell."
makayla: "oh mood"
2. Jessica: "i just wanna eat a bag of chips and get fat."
makayla: "oh mood."
A term used to describe the phenomenon in which Ruud Van Nistelrooy begins terrorizing goal keepers and scoring goals like mad.
Netherlands supporter #1: "Wow, Van Nistelrooy just scored another goal!"
Netherlands supporter #2: "Yeah, Ruud in the mood!"
Getting in the mood to fuck everything and anything in your wake
I had been in a dick mood since I watched shrek is love, shrek is life.