The human embodiment of mucus. A ‘Moot’ is a rather unpleasant species of homosapien, Who only eats Doritos and peanuts ever so irritatingly quiet. A ‘Moot’ could also be considered a rather mercurial person who harbours an unethical amount of Upstream swimming Fish in a Tupperware container.
What’s he doing with all that salmon in his garden ?! He’s such a ‘MOOT’!
President Moot will increase security on our souther border using snakes and alligators.
1. a retarded person, most commonly used by teenagers to their younger siblings. can also be used to describe an annoying, stupid, or overall dumb person who is at higher level than you.
2. the screen name for the creator of 4chan and Canvas Networks.
1. Holy Shit!! That man is such a moot! He should just go play with his little kid friends and not interrupt us!
2. Damn. Moot's company stock just went up by 2%.
vaginal opening between females legs.
ow Jennifer's moot was so stinky!! Like a dead salmon!!!