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Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically
Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.
Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.
-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah
“MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien
A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,
A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!
The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,
Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
Guy1
Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2
Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!
Oi whos that scatt mort!
Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
Not a term of endearment. Short for mut-wort (as in HPV of the V) so can be used on someone who's is or behaving like an "irritating cunt"
more so an insult... Really derogatory term given to a person who's looks/smell/or behaviour is disgusting or "Putrid"
Another term for a grub/fuckwit/slut/shit cunt/scum/filthy lowlifes who are involved in putrid senseless acts to others detriment purely for their own selfish gain. They are heartless filth, have no conscience, loyalty or moral boundaries meaning they're capable of absolutely anything and exclude no one... Causing nothing but suffering; like a virus
Jess: "I've got what I owe u but my phone went flat you'll get it n I'm gonna kick the shit outta ya girlfriend too ya pathetic grubs!"
"Sent me on a wild goose chase for more than two weeks arranging times for me to grab what u owe me you're just talking shit out of ya mort face n fucking me around... Me n my girl are the grubs hey? Fucking funny shit ya dumb mort you're the filthy herpe infested drug runner carting your daughter out on ya runs to other druggos at all hours..
a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue
Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT