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small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )
sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...
A phrase denoting a computer user's inablity to perform even the most simple tasks on a computer.
That dude is seriously mouse challenged, he didn't even know how to right-click.
When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'
Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.
Refers to a phrase in which a person metaphorically "Sucks the mouse" meaning you are very cool and it is no way sexual as it may sound. Different ways to say it Include, "I Suck The Mouse", "Suckin The Mouse", "Suckin Mouse", Etc.
"I bet you don't even Suck The Mouse!"
fucking best band of all time. heart cooks brain, bitches.
dan a. is a douchebag for thinking Modest Mouse is a one-hit-wonder. they have 8 cd's, you asshat.
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the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato
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Cotton Mouse: 1. A cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. Tampon.
Man to his friend at Hooters:
"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."
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