a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy
my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)
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By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
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It means you have a friend named Gary
Jeff: Hey what's your friend's name?
Chris: My friend is named Gary
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Hey I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid.
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Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah.
Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah
- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars
Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
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This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted
yay, im sending this to discord now
Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit