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Man, mackenzie myers is balls deep in some maple syrup right now.
Annoying little thing that touches people’s property without consent. Is also definitely gay and fakes Migraines to escape the Chinese
Did you see Scotty Myers?
What a loser.
Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background
"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"
The act of smashing an object into a place it obviously doesn’t fit in.
Dude the weed didn’t fit in the jar so I Zack Myered it, and made it fit..
A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.
"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"
SOMETHING THAT IS A FUCKING FACT
Dylan loves bailee myers because shes literaly so fucking epic
fat autistic piece of shit that cries and acts like caillou